wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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goshdanged:

neopiacentral:

Everyone is driving me bananas
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pitchblackglow:

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

kidzbopsicle:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

  • me when im 420 years old: lol
mostlycatsmostly:

Oscar (via Kate Levi)
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puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

quiescense:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS

lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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lmaoalien:

sorry mom i cant babysit i have a photo shoot todayimage

awwww-cute:

He loves digging holes…and then sitting in them and staring at everybody

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

simsgonewrong:

Mom you’re so embarrassing