bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

drivenbydreams:

ven0moth:

PROOF THAT I LITERALLY CANNOT WIN ANYTHING

LMFAO ARE YOU FUCKING ME

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shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

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  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes
“I want to be the person you’re scared to lose.”
cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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